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Needy in Nassau is an Investment Consultant who works & lives in Nassau, LI, is in his late 30′s, 6ft tall with light brown hair/blue eyes. We chatted via email for a few days until we finally spoke over the phone…
Last email from me:
‘Would be great to talk over the phone. Here is my num…’
Online Dating Red Flag #11: Phone-O-Phobia
So…I’m sure most of you have seen my Top Ten Red Flags List for both chicks & guys. Well, I’ve decided to expand that list, since new douchiness happens to pop up when I least expect it.This guy had not and I was def not interested in continuing our pen-pal exchange…
So I make the suggestion and Phone-O-Phobe emails me back with this response:
“…You should email me to my personal address. at least i can answer you from my phone then….and we can talk on the phone also. that would be great”
Huh? Is he scared of the phone or something…what the?
I email him my regular addy and a few hours later, get this response:
“Great. Do you think you can send me some photos? I wasn’t able to view them on your profile. I think it’s my computer that’s the problem.”
No dollface. Me thinks you’re the problem.
Maybe P.O.P. has had negative experience(s) with fake/bad pics & such, but that’s not my prob! And this guy’s clearly confusing online-dating with meeting chicks off of MySpace. It is NOT the same thing. Thanks, but Nah.
And P.S. – pics with chicks in your profile (friends or otherwise) are NOT favored. Nor are pics sooo close-up, I can see your brain through your nostrils.
Thanks again sweets. So Weak.
kissies,
p.s. UPDATE: P.O.P. never received a response from me (obviously), but he still sent me a text on Sat @ 6:30PM saying – ‘Hey MG! Any plans for tonight?’
Grow the F – UP le douche!
TOP 10: Things chicks put in their profiles that messes it up for the rest of us girls!
10. Lying about age – if you do, better know the faux year you were born then, so you don’t look like you are doing a mental math problem when they ask.
9. Lying about weight – what makes you think the guy won’t notice when they meet you? Voluptuous, thick, curvy, whatever you are – please be real!
8. Setting up more than one online date in an eve – that looks super skanky, especially if you get caught doing it…
7. Will only go out for dinner not just for a drink – screams user/gold-digger – where’s your decorum, seriously…ugh!
6. Lying about single status – you have a bf but just want to “hook up” ..uhm that’s called a HO! Now you made them think it’s just that easy to get some – puhlease hoochie – stick with craigslist then!
5. Puts up a fake pic – so, so very sad…
4. Requires all guys to be over 6’0 tall – either you are under 5’0 or you need to get a book on self esteem, please 
3. Saying anything sexual in her profile – supa, dupa ho. That’s just plain gross.
2. Requires a certain income level – ah, even if you do, are really insane enough to put that down – dayam!
10. Mass Email / Pointless Email: an email with nothing specifically referenced to your profile (sometimes happens on Match) – “Hey, saw your profile, send me an email back if your interested!” (These guys are just waiting to see, in general, who responds back to them).
Or emails that don’t really ask anything (sometimes happens on eHarmony) – “Hi, let’s chat sometime.” (Is it really hard to ask something or make an effort for some kind of conversational email??).
9. Incomplete Profile: profile states, “my likes: walking, talking”. Ahh yeah, pass.
8. Unclear in terms of what they are looking for: “I’m just looking for cool new friends.” Guys, high school ended a long time ago – puhlease!
7. ‘Type of Female they are looking for’- Preference section is blank: he has no preferences?? Yea right!
6. ‘Type of Female they are looking for’ – Preference Section has too many preferences: ex. – only prefers redheads who are 5’10″, 110pds & b/w 21-23 y.o.?? Tooo picky and prob shouldn’t be!
5. Living Status: guys 30 and up (or maybe even 28 and up) who have roommates or worse, live with their family? Shows lack of maturity and ability to establish a lifestyle of their own. Grow up please.
4. Family Status: kids live away from home/in home/close to home…doesn’t matter unless you are okay with Insta-Family – move on.
3. Height: this is the most lied about attribute for guys. Any guy who says they are a “short- 5’10″ or anything 5’10″ and under…subtract 1-2 inches from their listed height.
2. Weird Usernames: “Sarcastic Todd”; “Hardcore69″; “#1 Hottness”; “Beer & Cupcakes”. No and no and no and no.
And the #1 Online Dating Profile Red Flag is…
1. Unclear Pics / No pic at all: no frontal face pic? no full body pic? Or only one pic and it’s a profile shot? Probably got hit with the ugly stick!!
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