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Sooo….

The other night I came home and realized – I forgot to set my DVR!!!

Sweet.

So in an effort to detox, I channel surfed hoping to find something to get my mind off of DVR rage and alas…the Tyra Banks show came to my rescue!

On this particular episode, she had on Heather Belle & Michelle Fiordaliso, authors of “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Ex.”, answering audience questions (my fav part of the show) relating to the Ex-factor.

One girl got up and explained to the authors her situation & the exchange went something like this…

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DUDE!

WTF is up with my crazy EX-EX incessantly calling me ALL DAY (like over a 100 times – I’m DEAD serious) and leaving like 30 VM’s.

Obviously he knew it was my Bday but seriously – GO the F AWAY!

And to TOP it off, I have to listen to the first few seconds of each VM in order to delete each one. So even though I’m not hearing the whole message, I’m feeling the attitude behind each one.

Let me share with you a verbal montage of his VM bullshit:

  • Late Morning (in an irritated voice): “MG, why can’t you just pick up…”
  • Early Afternoon (somewhat sad): “Look, I just want to say…”
  • Mid Afternoon (through a soft weep): “I can’t believe your ignoring…”
  • Late Afternoon (realizing he’s insane): “This is my LAST call…”
  • Early Eve (EXTREMELY irritated): “This is bullshit!…”
  • Mid Eve (back to sad): “Why are you doing this…”
  • Late Eve (trying to sound sane): “Ha-ha, oh come on…”
  • Almost Midnight (sounding hurt): “Your Bday is almost o…”

OMG. Leave me alone please. It’s been 4 YEARS. Yes, FOUR years. Get a grip already…DAMN!

Anyone else have a similar craptastic experience with an EX???

still annoyed,

p.s. If you haven’t already – please enter the MG Bday giveaway HERE to win a $100 F21 Gift Certificate AND

p.p.s. Today is Midtown PUPS Birthday!!! She is officially 2 yrs old – My Sweety Pie!! Here is a pic of her on her 1st Bday

(Her doggie day care actually threw her a birthday party – how cutie is that?!?!)
Love you Foreva Puppy-doll!!!
XOXO
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Sporto-Effing-Fanatico. WTF?

My last convo with SF was 5 months ago (via cell) when I decided to stop seeing him b/c he was being a jerkface

He sent me this email last night (lol, even though he has my #, whatevz):

“Miss MG,

How are you?

Did you have a good summer? Can’t believe its already labor day weekend. Any plans?

Well, just wanted to see how you were. Hope your mom and Midtown Pups is well too. I still have Midtown Pup’s bone!

For some reason my parent’s dog hasn’t taken to the little pink thing!

Cheers,
Sporto Fanatico

WTF is this all about?

kissies,

p.s. Looking forward to viewing CiaoChessa’s exhibit @ WFC tonight as well as various events for NYC’s Fashion Night Out. XOXO Lovelies!

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Where was this 3 years ago when I broke up with my EX-EX?!?

OutOfYourLife.com: “Sell broken engagement rings, diamond wedding rings and other fine jewelry at Out of Your Life.

There are zillions of reasons why you’re better off without him. And one major reason you’ll be better off without his bling: all the jewelry he gave you is worth money!

You may be asking yourself, “Why do I need to sell my diamond engagement ring?” When relationships end, engagement rings, earrings, pendants, watches or tennis bracelets suddenly lose their sentimental value.

No demands, no sweet talk – just money. Request your free Break-Up Box and get him Out of Your Life today!
Ok, so EX-EX & I were never engaged, but he def gave me a bunch of pretty little things…in fact…

Where are they now?

I searched my apt for the gifts EX-EX had give me years ago and I cannot find them.

I know I would never throw them out. Ever. I could never be that hasty.

So where the heck is all the the Ex-bling???

Please tell me I did not give them back to that cheater, especially now that ‘Out of Your Life‘ is at my disposal?

NO WAY. Did I…?

confused kissies,

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Or advice. Or support. Ever.

Not to self. Never to let any EX or EX-EX know of any familial issues, be it medical, critical, or problematic.

It’s just not worth it.

Sheesh.

xoxo,

p.s. I’ll be catching up on all ur fab blogs today!! Luv U ;-)

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So – today I checked my online dating messages and saw that...Sporto Fanatico is still checking out my pics & profile!!!

Uhm, why dude – the hell?

I need to be a bit more organized with my online dating settings. Next time the date-ship is done, esp. if he was a supa-douche, I’m gonna close out the communication, that way they can’t look at my pics after we are kaput!

p.s. guess who finally texted me after not hearing from him all weekend – DB! Ah huh. Something is def up with this one for sure – just not sure what it is yet...

We shall see dahlings ;-#

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Cah-Ray-Zee!

Luckily enough, I hadn’t heard from psycho FAD in a while and was super happy about it…until today -

HE: ‘My tooth was hurting me all day today.’
HE: ‘I took some painkillers to get rid of the pain.’
HE: ‘I think I took too many.’
HE: ‘Just called my dentist, he said to call the ambulance since I may have overdosed.’

Ok, lying or not, I’m not that evil, so I text back…

ME: ‘Did you call the ambulance?’
HE: ‘Yes, they should be here at any moment.’
ME: ‘Ok, hope you are alright.’

About 20 mins later…

HE: ‘Listen, is it okay if I give your contact information to them?’

Uhm, he has about 50 family members who live all around him. No response.

HE: ‘Ok, they came. They said I’ll be okay.’

About 5 mins later…

HE: ‘Do you have any plans for tomorrow?’

LOL – What. A. Freak. ;-/

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