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Seriously??? Repeating Online Dating Don’ts…

7 Oct, 2010 | Dating Dilemmas

I’ve been in the dating scene for a while (esp. online dating) and sometimes I think…I know “how” to date. Meaning, I have experienced pretty much the worst/kinda best in the online dating world and think I know what things to do & what things to avoid.

But, sometimes I make mistakes too…

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Double Check Before You Text…

26 Aug, 2010 | Character Breakdowns, Dating Dilemmas

I knew there was something about HOB that seemed a bit man-whorish.

Thursday early eve I get a text from him…that totes wasn’t meant for moi -

“Hola Anabella!

Puede venir dos horas? Mi apartamento esta vacio porque me cambio del apartamento, pero necesito limpiar el suelo, bano y un poco las paredes…”

Oh ICK.

Check before you text, idiot.

kissies,

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Cheating: KTU’s War of the Roses…this one made my jaw DROP.

15 Jun, 2010 | Dating Dilemmas

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Dahlings, you know how much I love KTU‘s radio show segment ‘War of the Roses‘ right??? (I just keep forgetting which day it airs, whoops!

But last night while visiting my parents, I had the radio on in the car and this particular radio-sode aired. I literally was SHOCKED x 100. Oncoming traffic looked at me like I just threw a pair of Loubies out the window. AS IF.

Nightmare on Edgar St.

Question: Does hearing the truth hurt more than living a lie?

kissies,

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Have You Registered a Cheater Lately?

17 May, 2010 | Dating Dilemmas, Single Girl Research

Did you know…a few years ago, a gf of mine was engaged to a CEO of a hedge fund. Their Park Ave apt was RIDIC, their many vacations were of lux-status, they had a fabulous set of friends, the list goes on & on. It really seemed as though she was living the fairy tale life.

Until she received a call from a 19 y.o. Eastern European girl asking to speak to her fiance.

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Cheaters Nevah Win…

2 Dec, 2009 | Dating Dilemmas

Dolls!

Ok, normally I do not talk about news that has been written/televised/reported about ad nauseam – a.k.a. the Tiger Woods scandal.

BUT, I just had to post this video I saw on youtube that had been emailed to me from some random source.

A Taiwanese news channel showed an animated version of what they thought went down in Tiger’s home the eve of the accident…

And it’s effing hilarious!!!

Seriously though – isn’t cheating more complicated then just breaking it off?!?!

Happy Weekend Kissies,

p.s. I have some fab giveaways coming up this weekend & week so make sure you dahlings look out for them ok – early Xmas gifts dolls!!

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Cheating: ‘War of the Roses’ – Effed UP!

10 Nov, 2009 | Dating Dilemmas

Sooo…

Last week, while having a fabulush lunch with my now bestie Monica, I told her a story that I had heard from a local radio show that I was listening to while driving, during a visit with my lovely parents.

I tried to download & insert said radio segment into blogger, but sadly it didn’t work.

So I ask all of you who are dedicated readers of MG and have ever been in a situation that involved CHEATING….

Please click the link below to listen to the story that had my jaw draggin on the floor…while I was driving!

Seriously…if I say it’s good – YOU KNOW IT’S GOOD.

LISTEN HERE

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Uhm, thoughts?

kissies,

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Crazy but True: Nightmare on EX Street…

19 Oct, 2009 | Ex-Factor

DUDE!

WTF is up with my crazy EX-EX incessantly calling me ALL DAY (like over a 100 times – I’m DEAD serious) and leaving like 30 VM’s.

Obviously he knew it was my Bday but seriously – GO the F AWAY!

And to TOP it off, I have to listen to the first few seconds of each VM in order to delete each one. So even though I’m not hearing the whole message, I’m feeling the attitude behind each one.

Let me share with you a verbal montage of his VM bullshit: