On Tonight’s Menu: The Cheeserrific Rambler…

Written by on Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 with 21 comments
Ok, in general I would normally not post emails from someone I had been in communications with…but in this case, I just had to –

(FYI – I took out the personal info bc I’m not
that evil, hello! And, I refuse to spell-check someone else‘s verbage)

Email from Cheeseriffic Rambler:

“Firstly, I’m glad I didn’t wig you out. LOL Secondly, your right this online dating is a trip but so far so good. Now to answer a few questions. Yes I go back home a lot…I’m actually heading back that way the end of the month. I didn’t move here for professional reason. I played Baseball out of High School in Florida, I screwed up moved back to RI, I screwed up again LOL then it was off to the desert (ahh, that’s sooo not LOL). A BF of mine, was going to undergrad here so I transferred, finished up and have been here off and on ever since.

In that time I’ve fought fires in Alaska, Spit poems at the Nurocean Poets Cafe in NY, built houses in Louisianna, wrote a poetry book, taught english in Mexico, and lived in my truck/camper rock climbing all over the west coast (WTF is all this abt?). But as I get older and think about settling down I constantly think/dream of the East Coast. (Good luck to ya!)

I don’t want to sound like a jerk, but you are beautiful, is it hard to find guys in NY? (Nope u don’t sound like a jerk…u sound unemployed!). I mean I looked at that one pic of you smiling and was like, “begin communication, begin communication!!!” LOL (CCC-Cah-Or-Nee)

You have amazing eyes and a sweet smile (thx!). SO what’s up? (what’s up? wtf!) Are you a heart breaker? (Yes he wrote this. MG never fabricates, thx). You have to have guys begging for your phone number…seriously. What’s your story…;) (My story? Welcome to the Midtown Girl Chronicles!). Well I hope you have a great day. Take care.”

Yes, take care C.R. Sheesh.


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21 Comments on “On Tonight’s Menu: The Cheeserrific Rambler…”

  1. "Spit poems at the Nurocean Poets Cafe in NY, built houses in Louisianna, wrote a poetry book, taught english in Mexico, and lived in my truck/camper rock climbing all over the west coast"

    WTF hahaha "SPIT"???? I die.

    Lived in a truck/camper…homeless is hot, right?

    Sidebarred you btw my darrrrling!

  2. There are so many hot people in Alaska that it's on fire… and needs volunteer firemen to put it out.

    Look out, Todd! (Soon to be Palin's ex-husband)

  3. NEVER date a guy who mentions he wrote a book of poetry–that means he's broke AND full of CRAP! If he starts trying to recommend Hemingway short stories to you…block him! 🙂

  4. So to summarize, he's homeless, broke, unemployed, was exiled in Mexico for a while and I don't even want to know what he was doing in the desert. We have a winner! Hilarious… where do these people come from? Love this blog by the way 🙂

  5. Translation: I have been everywhere and done everything! I am sophisticated as well as rugged and athletic. It is amazing that I am single. You are lucky that I found you. Lets have sex!


  6. That was so hilarious to read. I've tried my hand at online dating. Not a pretty picture. I met some good girls from it, but also some really crazies and bums too.

  7. Wow, for a guy that has done a lot he sounds like a wimpy puppy dog in the last paragraph.

    What. The. Hell? Grow a pair buddy and stop being a potential lame ass stalker.

    Maybe I'm being harsh. I should explain I'm not into creepy.

  8. Everyone has already pointed that he's unemployed and homeless. Well, at least he didn't lie and say that he's got a top security clearance with the gov't and could never reveal the true nature of his work to you.
    You should write back and say, yes, I am a heart breaker. That Madison Avenue is littered with the hopes and dreams of those you've crushed beneath your Jimmy Choo shoes.
    Of course that might make you sound like a narcissistic nut, but don't worry, he won't notice. 😉

  9. This is so mean but I cannot resist…
    your=your (possessive)
    you're-you are

    That is one of my biggest pet peeve. While we are on the subject "it's"=IT IS

    now that we have that out of the way…poor guy. I love the Nuyorican Cafe btw…such a cool place.

    as my best friend would say…"NEXT!!"


  10. jeez!! He came on so strong and needy! god, it's so hard to find that even between too distant and too available. But definite pass on this one!

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