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Do I LOOK like I need a laugh?
Sooo…
As I side-swept the first 2 and was just about to SideLINE the 3rd, the faux Brad Pitt yelled out to me -
So oddly enough, when I finally got back to my apt later that eve, I turned on the telly and there was…Wanda Sykes!
I’m not too familiar with her performances, but I have caught a few of them and I have to say her comedic timing is def on point!
Her HBO special “Ima Be Me” was on and there were some parts that were effing HIGHlarious. Especially when she goes into deets about Jamie Lee Curtis & her new “Activia” gig – I was dying!
I tried to find that clip but I couldn’t – sawwwy! But I did find a clip of her describing her 1st bikini wax (both front & back) yikes & LOL:
Cause ya know – you guys look like you could use a laugh 
kissies,
Hot like snot? Wow.
They also have a blog called “Booty Call U”. ‘U’ as in University. I’m dead serious.
kissies,
p.s. – Thank you dahlings for all the “SIMC” guest post requests – keep them coming and remember – it’s WORLDWIDE! XOXO
On Tonight’s Menu: The Cheeserrific Rambler…
(FYI – I took out the personal info bc I’m not that evil, hello! And, I refuse to spell-check someone else‘s verbage)
Email from Cheeseriffic Rambler:
In that time I’ve fought fires in Alaska, Spit poems at the Nurocean Poets Cafe in NY, built houses in Louisianna, wrote a poetry book, taught english in Mexico, and lived in my truck/camper rock climbing all over the west coast (WTF is all this abt?). But as I get older and think about settling down I constantly think/dream of the East Coast. (Good luck to ya!)
I don’t want to sound like a jerk, but you are beautiful, is it hard to find guys in NY? (Nope u don’t sound like a jerk…u sound unemployed!). I mean I looked at that one pic of you smiling and was like, “begin communication, begin communication!!!” LOL (CCC-Cah-Or-Nee)
You have amazing eyes and a sweet smile (thx!). SO what’s up? (what’s up? wtf!) Are you a heart breaker? (Yes he wrote this. MG never fabricates, thx). You have to have guys begging for your phone number…seriously. What’s your story…;) (My story? Welcome to the Midtown Girl Chronicles!). Well I hope you have a great day. Take care.”
Yes, take care C.R. Sheesh.
p.s. I posted an Anniversary Giveaway widget on my sidebar – enter if you haven’t already dahlings! XOXO
Crazy but True…Parting with Ex-Bling :-)
OutOfYourLife.com: “Sell broken engagement rings, diamond wedding rings and other fine jewelry at Out of Your Life.
There are zillions of reasons why you’re better off without him. And one major reason you’ll be better off without his bling: all the jewelry he gave you is worth money!
You may be asking yourself, “Why do I need to sell my diamond engagement ring?” When relationships end, engagement rings, earrings, pendants, watches or tennis bracelets suddenly lose their sentimental value.
Where are they now?
I searched my apt for the gifts EX-EX had give me years ago and I cannot find them.
I know I would never throw them out. Ever. I could never be that hasty.
So where the heck is all the the Ex-bling???
Please tell me I did not give them back to that cheater, especially now that ‘Out of Your Life‘ is at my disposal?
NO WAY. Did I…?
confused kissies,
Apologies for the lack of posts lately, but this week has been riddled with fam dramaz, unfortunately ;-(Anywho, things should be okay (hopefully) over the next few days, so please stay tuned for my post on my last date – LOL!
www.countrysidelove.co.uk – “Britain’s only dedicated site for Country folk” – thank god.
www.farmerfriends.com – “Connecting Rural Singles Worldwide” – rurally?
www.farmdating.com.au – “Real Farmers, real people!” – they also mention “you don’t have to be a farmer to join”…what do ya guys think…should I ?? ;-/
And for the blue-blooded peeps of the farming world -
Question asked: “Do you ride but long for the company of a riding partner?“ lol – nooo comment.
Look, farmers need some lovin’ too, folks!
And a Hee-Haw, to y’all.
love & kissies,
p.s.s. -what do u guys think about Bethanny from RHONYC dropping outta RH & getting her own reality show – “Skinny & the City”?? Read about it here. XOXO!
Random Thought…My Fair Weddings ;-)
Speaking of weddings…
- auditions are painful;
- even though I am a size 4/6, I am almost always the heaviest girl in the room: picture size 00-2 as the average sizes; (there’s no way in hell my body could or will ever be that size)
- auditions are painful; and
- most of the work is in L.A. (love ya Kels!)
Anywho, since I now have my own business, it allows me to schedule things in & out when I please. So, when one of the agents I freelance with, called me today to audition for a promo for My Fair Wedding, I thought – how fun! And how funny since I just did a post on a wedding – LOL’s!
Oh and as I was writing this I was eating sea-salted pita chips…Spanx Anyone?
LOL – wish me luck for tomorrow, dahlings!
kissies,
p.s. – wish Liz was already in NYC to do my make up – next time dollface!
p.s.s – Today was Biore strip day (urban dwelling wreaks havoc on the skin). This was the first time I used the strip on my chin…had no idea the serious pore action going on here – damn & gross! (sorry)
Comic Relief…Funniest. Site. Ever.
Yes…in an effort to keep my dating spirits up and positivity running through the beginning days of spring/summer (besides perusing all the pre-sales – yum!), I wanted to share this site – just in case you guys have not seen it yet – it is freakin hilarious-as-hell, no joke!
If you go to the ‘best nights’ tab, you’ll find ab-pain inducing hilariousness such as:
“(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911″
another;
“(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly ‘I can see your soul from here’
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.”
and yet, another;
“(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes “whats so funny?” and i go “there are 7 people sitting on my knees” and she goes “doesn’t that hurt?” and i said “no we’re sitting in a bowl” and then i capped it off and said “join the crazy train bro” and passed out.”
Enjoy dahlings!!
xoxo,
MG
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