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On Tonight’s Menu: The Cheeserrific Rambler…
(FYI – I took out the personal info bc I’m not that evil, hello! And, I refuse to spell-check someone else‘s verbage)
Email from Cheeseriffic Rambler:
In that time I’ve fought fires in Alaska, Spit poems at the Nurocean Poets Cafe in NY, built houses in Louisianna, wrote a poetry book, taught english in Mexico, and lived in my truck/camper rock climbing all over the west coast (WTF is all this abt?). But as I get older and think about settling down I constantly think/dream of the East Coast. (Good luck to ya!)
I don’t want to sound like a jerk, but you are beautiful, is it hard to find guys in NY? (Nope u don’t sound like a jerk…u sound unemployed!). I mean I looked at that one pic of you smiling and was like, “begin communication, begin communication!!!” LOL (CCC-Cah-Or-Nee)
You have amazing eyes and a sweet smile (thx!). SO what’s up? (what’s up? wtf!) Are you a heart breaker? (Yes he wrote this. MG never fabricates, thx). You have to have guys begging for your phone number…seriously. What’s your story…;) (My story? Welcome to the Midtown Girl Chronicles!). Well I hope you have a great day. Take care.”
Yes, take care C.R. Sheesh.
p.s. I posted an Anniversary Giveaway widget on my sidebar – enter if you haven’t already dahlings! XOXO
Comic Relief…Funniest. Site. Ever.
Yes…in an effort to keep my dating spirits up and positivity running through the beginning days of spring/summer (besides perusing all the pre-sales – yum!), I wanted to share this site – just in case you guys have not seen it yet – it is freakin hilarious-as-hell, no joke!
If you go to the ‘best nights’ tab, you’ll find ab-pain inducing hilariousness such as:
“(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911″
another;
“(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly ‘I can see your soul from here’
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.”
and yet, another;
“(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes “whats so funny?” and i go “there are 7 people sitting on my knees” and she goes “doesn’t that hurt?” and i said “no we’re sitting in a bowl” and then i capped it off and said “join the crazy train bro” and passed out.”
Enjoy dahlings!!
xoxo,
MG
Crazy but True – Is there a Strippa in the Hizzouse?
I just HAD to post about this after watching Real Housewives of New Jersey last night…
For some reason, the editing on the show is off, maybe purposely, but it’s confusing. Every time I watch the preview for that following week’s show, it ‘s not actually what ends up being shown…right? Not cool Bravo. Anywayz -
Last night we got a glimpse of a tell-all book that had something to do with ‘Danielle‘. Well, being a follower of Defamer on Twitter, they had a link for a trashtastically awesome breakdown of “Danielle” & her ‘REAL’ deal that is – as an EX-COKEWHORE STRIPPER! A pure hoe-fest & I’m obsessed!! LOL!
Read all about the train wreck that I am sure we’ll see on future episodes HERE
Have an enlightened day, dahlings – LOL
p.s. so DB finally texted back today and we made ‘tentative‘ plans for this wknd. not sure if they will actually pan out..but wont find out until then…sheesh.
xoxo,
MG
The other night I was chatting w. gf Eva and she reminded me of our convo about Destiny Cards. She had mentioned the Cards earlier this year and I totally forgot about them!
Obviously, these are for entertainment purposes only – but fun to find out what your Birth Card says about you. Some of the Birth Cards can mention your possible ‘Karma Cards‘. Karma Cards mean that these individuals have a strong connection with or strong attraction, to you.
To find your Birth Card click here. Scroll to the bottom of the page and then click on your birth date!
Does your Card describe you? Share please!
p.s. – so I texted DB later this eve and…no response – LOL! oh, and apparently under my birth card – he holds one of my ‘Karma Cards’ based on his birth date…freaky again - Whatevz!
No Money for Dates? Weed Out the Waste!
Well, how romantique…
“Are you strapped for cash and can’t afford to take a woman out on a fancy date? Thanks to the handy information offered up on an online dater’s profile, you can sniff out the gold diggers who insist upon four-star meals at restaurants with foreign sounding names…”
What idiot would actually say this on their profile?!?!?! This messes it up for the rest of us independent chick’s who can afford stuff themselves but are still in love with chivalry…sheesh!
how gauche ;-/
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