If you go to the ‘best nights’ tab, you’ll find ab-pain inducing hilariousness such as:
“(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911″
“(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly ‘I can see your soul from here’
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.”
and yet, another;
“(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes “whats so funny?” and i go “there are 7 people sitting on my knees” and she goes “doesn’t that hurt?” and i said “no we’re sitting in a bowl” and then i capped it off and said “join the crazy train bro” and passed out.”
10 thoughts on “Comic Relief…Funniest. Site. Ever.”
That last one was hysterical!
ha ha I love that site!
love your blog! been awhile since I dated so it’s really great to read what’s going on out there now =)
OMG! I am ROFLMAO right now reading that website. Look at THIS one:
(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
(301): Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
HAHAHAHAHA! I’m not getting ANY work done today!
These are tooooo much! My eyes are crying!!!
(440): My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
(410): So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Don’t ban me from commenting. I’m sorry! LMAO
i love love that site, it cracks me up!
I CANNOT get enough of this! Too funny!
I can totally relate to the Ambien comment. I've started "Ambien Blogging" and the best part is waking up the next morning to see what I wrote the night before.