Yes…in an effort to keep my dating spirits up and positivity running through the beginning days of spring/summer (besides perusing all the pre-sales – yum!), I wanted to share this site – just in case you guys have not seen it yet – it is freakin hilarious-as-hell, no joke!

If you go to the ‘best nights’ tab, you’ll find ab-pain inducing hilariousness such as:

“(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911″


“(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly ‘I can see your soul from here’
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.”

and yet, another;

“(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes “whats so funny?” and i go “there are 7 people sitting on my knees” and she goes “doesn’t that hurt?” and i said “no we’re sitting in a bowl” and then i capped it off and said “join the crazy train bro” and passed out.”

Enjoy dahlings!!