Comic Relief…Funniest. Site. Ever.

May 28th 2009 10 Comments

Yes…in an effort to keep my dating spirits up and positivity running through the beginning days of spring/summer (besides perusing all the pre-sales – yum!), I wanted to share this site – just in case you guys have not seen it yet – it is freakin hilarious-as-hell, no joke!

www.textsfromlastnight.com

If you go to the ‘best nights’ tab, you’ll find ab-pain inducing hilariousness such as:

“(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911″

another;

“(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly ‘I can see your soul from here’
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.”

and yet, another;

“(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes “whats so funny?” and i go “there are 7 people sitting on my knees” and she goes “doesn’t that hurt?” and i said “no we’re sitting in a bowl” and then i capped it off and said “join the crazy train bro” and passed out.”

Enjoy dahlings!!
xoxo,
MG

Category: MG Life

10 Comments to “Comic Relief…Funniest. Site. Ever.”

  1. otin says:

    That last one was hysterical!

  2. Chanel Fashionista says:

    ha ha I love that site!

  3. freeteyme says:

    love your blog! been awhile since I dated so it’s really great to read what’s going on out there now =)

  4. *Just Jen* says:

    OMG! I am ROFLMAO right now reading that website. Look at THIS one:

    (617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. *Just Jen* says:

    OMG!!!

    (301): Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?

    HAHAHAHAHA! I’m not getting ANY work done today!

  6. *Just Jen* says:

    These are tooooo much! My eyes are crying!!!

    (440): My astrological sign? Vagitarius.

  7. *Just Jen* says:

    HAHAHAHAHA

    (410): So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.

    Don’t ban me from commenting. I’m sorry! LMAO

  8. Amy says:

    i love love that site, it cracks me up!

  9. Ice Queen says:

    I CANNOT get enough of this! Too funny!

  10. Ambien Girl says:

    I can totally relate to the Ambien comment. I've started "Ambien Blogging" and the best part is waking up the next morning to see what I wrote the night before.

    Ambien Girl

    http://ambiennights.blogspot.com/

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