EX: “Hey, what’s new?”

EX: “Hello??”

EX: “Is this still your number?”

EX: “What’s up??”

EX: “Hey, I got tix to a Knicks game, you want to go?”

EX: “I only want to go with you, so please let me know asap!!”

Uhm, no thanks jerkface. The Knicks suck & so do YOU. (the Knicks do still suck, right? lol)