Sooo…I have a gf who is an uber sweet girl. Thing is, she is one of those chicks who has waaay more guyfriends than girlfriends. In fact, I think I am her only female friend. Whatevz.
A few nights ago, in an epi of Real Housewives of NYC, Bethanny & ‘the Countess’ were catching up – a.k.a arguing – in a Hampton’s resty.
Apparently, LuAnn was upset about this one particular time when Bethanny told Ramona that she “had to pay for LuAnn” while out on the beach (partaking in some water activity), to which B had invited LuAnn.
According to LuAnn’s rules of etiquette, since Bethanny had “invited” her, it was Bethanny’s responsibility to pay.
B then responded, ‘So everytime I invite you, I have to pay?” To which statement, LuAnn pretty much affirmed.
Are u effing kidding me? That’s b.s.
I spoke to a gf (whose hometown is L.A.) about this, bc I have never heard of such practice -
I have a question and thought you dahlings could chime in…cuz ya know I love your input
I have gf who has been a best friend for a few years now. She is awesome – always gives the best advice, is a great listener & a true bright light of positivity.
We used to have a girl’s night out once every 2 weeks, which is pretty amazing since our schedules always seemed to conflict with each other. Convos would be a part of our daily routines & she was the first person I would go to when asking for advice on the current stat of a guy (and of course wardrobe opinions – especially with my Date Night Outfits).
Then, she got into a serious relationship with a guy.
And I am really happy for her. Seriously I am.
But now…we hardly ever talk and our convos usually consist of:
So… you, TFF, & I, are not technically “friends”. You are best friends with my very good friend. Since we share the same friend, I am forced to encounter your presence quite often.
Thus, I feel the need to get some things off of my medium-sized chest, alleviate some weight off my shoulders, and express what I have been wanting to for some time now….through MG of course!
In life, we meet both positive & negative people.
You happen to be one of those ridiculously negative ones. Like the type of person who has a rainy, dirty grey cloud of shittiness hovering over them at all times.
And there are quite a few things about you that bother me to high hell.
Since we continue to meet – bc we share the same friend – I shall conveniently bullet point what specifically annoys me the most about you (in no particular order of course):
In one moment, she refuses to apologize to the doorman @ Marqee in Chelsea, bc he won’t let her come into the club with her bridal head gear (veil). She blasts him with a bitch-ass response, which in turn makes him refuse to let her & her bridal party into the club…
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To my New Neighbor across the hall,
Anywho, I must admit that cordial greetings are not the only reason for writing you this letter.
You see, every time you leave your apt in the evenings & wkdns (esp. 6am on Sunday morns) your dog starts to cry. Let me rephrase this – he starts to WAIL UNCONTROLLABLY of what sounds to me cries of desperation and/or abandonment.
You see, I don’t mind if your dog (whom I can hear through 3 closed doors) cries bc he misses you, I just can’t deal with the incessant wailing for HOURS on end.
Bc I am a good neighbor, I will offer you some suggestions:
Please do something ASAP or I will have to put the Curse of Singledom on you.
For your reference, this is what it sounds like:
Feel what I’m sayin’???