And we are at it again, my dolls…
She (via text): Hi, how was your day?
He: Who is this?
Translation: I’m trying to be cute, but clearly I suck.
She: How come you never call me after 5pm?
He: Babe, I don’t want to bother you in the evenings.
Translation: Because my wife prob won’t approve.
She: So what happened with your ex?
He: My ex was a crazy bitch.
Translation: I think most chicks are crazy bitches. I’m sure you prob are one too…
Scrutinizing your date night outfit.
He: So, do you always wear designer stuff?
She: Uhm, yea I like to wear nice things.
Translation: I hope you’re not a gold digger.
Opening your friendship circle.
He: I think my friends will really like you.
She: Aww, I’d love to meet them
Translation: I REALLY like you.
Thank you to EACH of you lovelies who awesomely entered my $100 Shop Bop gift card giveaway!!! Winner will totes be announced later today, my dahlings <3
p.s. And…don’t forget to enter to win a pair of fab Sperry Top-Sider boots HERE!