Spending time with the one you don’t love?
HE: “I’m going to miss you.”
Translation: I would miss you too..if I really wanted to be with you. You’re just not “the One”.
SHE: “It’s great to finally meet you.”
HE : (later in convo) “So, what are you looking for in a relationship.”
Translation: I want to hit that.
Feeling neglected by your significant other lately?
SHE: “Why do you have to spend so much time with your friends?”
HE: “Because I like spending time with my boys. What’s wrong with that?”
Translation: You ain’t that important to me.
Oh no he didn’t he just cancel our date.
SHE: Hey are we still on for tonight? I thought we had plans.
HE: So sorry! Something came up, can we please reschedule? I really want to see you…
Translation: I have another date and I might like her more so stick around until I find out.
Taking a chance – ending an online dating subscription.
HE: So, I just cancelled my subscription to “matchofmylife.com”.
SHE: Oh…you did? Wow.
Translation: You are that special.
More Dating Dictionary to come dahlings. Tomorrow I have a fabulush MG Style post & giving away one pair of gorg fall/winter boots. PLEASE check back my lovelies!!! <3
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2 thoughts on “Dating Dictionary: Breaking It Down One Verse At A Time…”
Ummm…so this is just one of the many reasons why I adore you – LOVE this!! 🙂
You are too funny lady. Where were you when I was single? HA!