This weekend was uber fabulush as Midtown Chap, Midtown Pups & I headed to the Hamptons to watch the Bridgehampton Polo Classic. Dress code was Hamptons Chic so I wore a floral DVF wrap dress, Gucci Sunset Pumps & my coral Chanel bag. It was Dolce’s 1st time in the Hamptons and needless to say, she was the star of the event LOL…
And…Midtown Pups was super happy to stroll out in the sunshine <3
This is what Dolce looked like in the morn of her grooming appointment…
OBVS she was a bit overdo for a blow-out & doggie brazilian.
YAY x 100!
The awesome folks at Microsoft have generously sent me a new Asus Pink EEE PC Seashell netbook - with the super convenient Windows Anytime Upgrade – as a loaner to test out & I am UBER excited about it!
This means new webcam posts & more video posts to come, my gorgeous lovelies! Dolce is soo excited too – look at how tiny & perfectly travelista-sized it is…
My little Dolce was the cutest pup ever & now a fabulush doggie…take a peek at her puppy pics<3
Obviously he knew it was my Bday but seriously – GO the F AWAY!
And to TOP it off, I have to listen to the first few seconds of each VM in order to delete each one. So even though I’m not hearing the whole message, I’m feeling the attitude behind each one.
Let me share with you a verbal montage of his VM bullshit:
OMG. Leave me alone please. It’s been 4 YEARS. Yes, FOUR years. Get a grip already…DAMN!
Anyone else have a similar craptastic experience with an EX???
p.p.s. Today is Midtown PUPS Birthday!!! She is officially 2 yrs old – My Sweety Pie!! Here is a pic of her on her 1st Bday…
To my New Neighbor across the hall,
Anywho, I must admit that cordial greetings are not the only reason for writing you this letter.
You see, every time you leave your apt in the evenings & wkdns (esp. 6am on Sunday morns) your dog starts to cry. Let me rephrase this – he starts to WAIL UNCONTROLLABLY of what sounds to me cries of desperation and/or abandonment.

You see, I don’t mind if your dog (whom I can hear through 3 closed doors) cries bc he misses you, I just can’t deal with the incessant wailing for HOURS on end.
Bc I am a good neighbor, I will offer you some suggestions:
Please do something ASAP or I will have to put the Curse of Singledom on you.
For your reference, this is what it sounds like:
Feel what I’m sayin’???