This weekend was HIGHlarious.

Besides fam stuff, Sunday was catch up night with an long time gf whose had more bad pickup up lines thrown at her than the Real Housewives’ combined total of botox injections.

The most recent line she’s had to endure: “I’m really drunk. Why don’t you just make it easy for the both of us and just come home with me now.”


Anywho, I found this piece in on ‘effective’ pick up lines for guys to use on women. Some are actually…good!

Top 10 Effective Pickup Lines


10 – “Excuse me, is this seat taken?” (depends…as long as your single & not “recently separated”)

9 – “Would you like to dance?” (ok!)

8 – “Can I interest you in a glass of…?” (def, but please don’t ask to do shots..thanks 😉

7 – “Do you come here often? I could use your opinion about something…” (sure, just not about ur ex, thanks!)

6 -“Excuse me; can you help me with…?” (advice on clothes/dinner spots yes. thoughts on why your ex/women are crazy, no.)

5 – “Don’t you find this place…?” (one time a guy said “lame”. Does that mean you think I’m lame? be polite please!)

4 -“You look like you might be interested in some great conversation.” (if you’re cute, LOL!!)

3 – “Would you like an escort to your…” (hmmm….this one kinda scares the crap out of me.)

2 – “Wow! I really like that (insert item of clothing or fragrance) you’re wearing.” (yes, yes, yes.)

1 – “I just thought you should know that you have a really nice…” (authentic compliments will always get a response! ps. just don’t insert a body part other than what’s located on our head ;->)

Dahlings, what do you think…would any of these lines catch your interest?