Let me just say this…

I am lucky/intelligent enough to realize that no matter who I meet I will always have a group of peeps who will ALWAYS have  my back. Chicks who will always protect me and make sure that nasty bitches who try to put me down: haters, jealous hoes & fucked up insecure girls who will follow & chase b/c that’s all they know what to do BECAUSE…

Their LIFE SUCKS. And mine doesn’t.

I’m writing this bc as a blogger and as a real NYC girl, the older you get, the harder it is to meet peeps who are real and out for your best interests.

IF anyone ever puts you down or makes fun of you – they are not a FRIEND. They are a HATER.

NYC is fabulush, but some bitches you meet – are not. If you ever meet anyone in your life where you have to change your personality in order to make them feel comfortable, or you have become someone different – that is not a friend.

Friends will love you no matter what you are going through, no matter how successful you are. They will HELP you, not HURT you.

If you are doing well, shady bitches will be your new stalkers.

If  you ever meet someone who pretends to be your friend but at the same time is belittling, condescending, makes you feel like you are not the STAR that you are…kick those bitches to the CURB. They are worthless and have more issues about themselves than you can even begin to decipher.

Everyone who is reading this – you dolls ROCK and have an amazing, fabulush life to live. Werq your shit bc you are that awesome.

Create it. Own it. Love it. Werq it.

Thank you to the THOUSANDS of peeps who read MG everyday. I may not know you IRL, but I heart you x 100 – you don’t EVEN know how much you mean to me, it’s RIDICULOUS.

kissies,

OK.

So… you, TFF, & I, are not technically “friends”. You are best friends with my very good friend. Since we share the same friend, I am forced to encounter your presence quite often.

Thus, I feel the need to get some things off of my medium-sized chest, alleviate some weight off my shoulders, and express what I have been wanting to for some time now….through MG of course!

To TFF,

In life, we meet both positive & negative people.

You happen to be one of those ridiculously negative ones. Like the type of person who has a rainy, dirty grey cloud of shittiness hovering over them at all times.

And there are quite a few things about you that bother me to high hell.

Since we continue to meet – bc we share the same friend – I shall conveniently bullet point what specifically annoys me the most about you (in no particular order of course):

• Stop inviting yourself, EVERYWHERE. Why is it, every time I make plans with our mutual friend, you always show up? Who does this??? Kindly wait for an invitation please. There are things I would rather not talk about, in your presence.

• Stop asking me about every detail of my life and everything that I am doing to make it a better one. It’s interesting that I actually respond to your inquisitiveness – bc, of course, you inappropriately ask me in front of mutual friends – and when I finish sharing my current stat/bf/projects/etc., you respond with an apathetic, “oh, okay.”

• Stop asking me “where to go in the city”. Why? Because, every time I make group plans and we go some where fun, you always end up either:

1. Not having a good time;
2. Feeling the venue is not “your style”;
3. Saying “you’re not feeling this place”; or
4. Asking me “where else can we go, this is boring”.