Crazy but True…Online Dating sites for the ho-licious Gold-Digger!

Aug 28th 2008 6 Comments

Chicken heads, *ahem* I mean gold – diggers, have it made when it comes to finding their money… whoops, I meant “match“. Online Dating has never been so profitable – who knew you could gold-dig in cyberspace?? Here are some (waaaay too many, btw) sites for those chickens looking for that special daddy love – $$$ – “We have thousands of successful and attractive members who recognize that life is there to be lived.” (the sweeeet life, that is 😉 – “Find A Rich Sugar Daddy.” (ca-ching!) – “Find rich sugar daddies and beautiful girls for mutually beneficial…” (bow-chicka-bow-bow) – “A sugar baby appreciates how well her sugar daddy is treating her and that he is trying to make her life better and easier in all the ways he can.” (is the Merriam-Webster definition??) – “Meet Serious Sugar Daddies.” (these daddies are serious ok!) – “We Only Accept Men Who Can Prove They Make $100k+.” (100k is considered wealthy? whatever! and how can they prove this?? are they pimping out their accountants as well – dayam!) – “Find the Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby of your Dreams.” (it’s like a daily Skank journal!!)

6 Comments to “Crazy but True…Online Dating sites for the ho-licious Gold-Digger!”

  1. Jane Dubz. says:

    ha! i totally signed my friend up to last year.

  2. Midtown Girl says:

    shut up! wonder how she liked it, lol??!

  3. Jordan Books says:

    OMG This is so funny. I bet some of these sites works. Please since when is making 100,000 wealthy – after tax come on. Signing up for one of these sites guarantees the allegedly weathly guys will talk to you like trash.

    Now I’m so say’in she’s a gold digger but she’s not hang’in with a broke…

  4. Midtown Girl says:

    Yea I know, it should read “Middle-Income Guys For The Hoe-In- Training” Okay, maybe thats a bit too long… 😉

  5. Emily Smith says:

    it is a great post thanks for sharing.

  6. SSBBW Dating says:

    What happened that led to the break up of your most recent relationship?
    This is your most important question so take your time and be thoughtful and sensitive when you ask. Listen carefully and observe whether or not she puts all the blame on meddling friends or family. She might also place all the blame on the guy.

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